brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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