i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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