with your own penis?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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