Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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