Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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