I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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