So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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