is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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