i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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