WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He better not be in your backpack
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
