Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
