i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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