i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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