Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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