Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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