She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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