fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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