how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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