she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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