I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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