its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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