the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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