..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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