I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
