PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
