I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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