Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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