If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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