So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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