shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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