What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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