so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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