My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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