ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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