You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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