a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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