What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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