Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
