there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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