margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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