YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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