i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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