Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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