By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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