Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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