Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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