She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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