did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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