I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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