is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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