More tranny stories later!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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