Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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