The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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