it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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