She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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