season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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